Songs:The Wedgie (81475)
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Lyrics
It was a dark and stormy night There was no avoiding my destiny I tried to put up a fight But there was no escaping… the wedgie I’d rather get the rack I’d rather walk the plank Than have to re-live that vertical yank I live with the impending feeling of doom From that close encounter with the fruit of the loom The wedgie If I ever had a question I am sure now of what I believe The preacher was right when he said Sunday night It is better to give than receive The wedgie I thought I had almost forgotten the trauma Forgiven the people who’d done me so wrong Til my recent vacation the Sunny Bahamas And everyone there was wearing a thong! Flashbacks! Seizures! Heart Palpitations! An untimely end to my lovely vacation My friends Mike and Dan say they can’t understand Why I can’t put it all… behind me The wedgie I found a therapist in the field Many dollars and several months later We finally conclude it was my attitude Fear is great but a brave act is greater I would never adjust ‘til I did what I must And so nervous and frightened and edgy I approached my best friend reached out toward his rear end And with all of my might pulled to maximum height And I screamed out in triumph….. Wedgie!
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